








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1922 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1573 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1609 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1292 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,682 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gallus | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Purkka Marko | 48% | 71 |
| #3 | VilSu | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gallus | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Purkka Marko | 48% | 71 |
| #3 | VilSu | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purkka Marko | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Gallus | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 5 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purkka Marko | 248 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Gallus | 233 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 78 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | VilSu | 49 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purkka Marko | +4.19 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Gallus | +2.04 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | +1.98 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | Mikko | +0.08 | 53 | 61 |
| #5 | VilSu | -2.63 | 58 | 44 |





