








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 898 | 48% |
| Smokes | 456 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 157 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 344 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,172 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MyNameChef | 33% | 30 |
| #6 | Axibaxi | 30% | 10 |
| #7 | Thurgo | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | Johun Ludwug Runbrg | 22% | 9 |
| #9 | Sn0cku | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MyNameChef | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Epa :) | 40 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Johun Ludwug Runbrg | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sn0cku | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | RapaTrolli | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johun Ludwug Runbrg | +3.57 | 40 | 57 |
| #2 | Thurgo | +1.32 | 26 | 62 |
| #3 | Epa :) | +1.00 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Spiken 2 | +0.23 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | MyNameChef | -0.43 | 56 | 57 |





