








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 636 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




224 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4076 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2141 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3393 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1461 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,450,360 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | PEEK | qman | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | 【H.D】V | 55% | 140 |
| #3 | Easy | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | reactIVE | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | jordanlove | 31% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | PEEK | qman | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | 【H.D】V | 55% | 140 |
| #3 | Easy | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | reactIVE | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | jordanlove | 31% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reactIVE | 19 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | 【H.D】V | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | jordanlove | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | | PEEK | qman | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Easy | 6 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Easy | 127 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | 【H.D】V | 116 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | | PEEK | qman | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | reactIVE | 22 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | jordanlove | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anc1ent666 | +1.94 | 44 | 25 |
| #2 | reactIVE | +1.24 | 65 | 18 |
| #3 | 【H.D】V | +0.41 | 50 | 35 |
| #4 | Easy | +0.06 | 43 | 61 |
| #5 | | PEEK | qman | -1.13 | 56 | 35 |





