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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 250 | 29% |
| Smokes | 150 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 183 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 286 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,374 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Topi | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | pake | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | JOGGELSSON Sakke | 46% | 157 |
| #4 | Hude | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | hämrär | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hämrär | +5.99 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | pake | +5.05 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | JOGGELSSON Sakke | +3.75 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | Topi | +2.80 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Hude | +1.14 | 72 | 48 |





