








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2812 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1051 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1612 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1444 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,666 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | طبول | 47% | 121 |
| #2 | sigma CS.PRO | 38% | 72 |
| #3 | BIG MAMMA | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | طبول | 47% | 121 |
| #2 | sigma CS.PRO | 38% | 72 |
| #3 | BIG MAMMA | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | طبول | 28 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | sigma CS.PRO | 25 | 0.0222 |
| #3 | BIG MAMMA | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | طبول | 121 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | sigma CS.PRO | 51 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | BIG MAMMA | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mythos mannen | +2.21 | 41 | 44 |
| #2 | طبول | -0.67 | 48 | 34 |
| #3 | BIG MAMMA | -3.77 | 32 | 22 |
| #4 | sigma CS.PRO | -4.44 | 32 | 11 |





