








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 353 | 17% |
| Smokes | 330 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 640 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 795 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,840 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoro | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | EchterBjorn | 47% | 109 |
| #3 | vinhas. | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Tipsy | 39% | 31 |
| #5 | Angix.co | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EchterBjorn | 173 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Zoro | 60 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | lordpepe | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | vinhas. | 40 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yaroslav | 35 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EchterBjorn | +2.38 | 51 | 42 |
| #2 | Tipsy | +2.05 | 39 | 35 |
| #3 | lordpepe | +1.41 | 31 | 43 |
| #4 | vinhas. | +1.33 | 48 | 36 |
| #5 | Zoro | +1.12 | 39 | 49 |





