








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3836 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3278 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2701 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2329 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $298,592 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DON | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | нαρρуIM | 87% | 15 |
| #3 | SeriZaWa | 81% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DON | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | нαρρуIM | 87% | 15 |
| #3 | SeriZaWa | 81% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeriZaWa | 6 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | DON | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | нαρρуIM | 92 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | SeriZaWa | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | DON | 32 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeriZaWa | +6.48 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | _tr1xtaR | +5.95 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | нαρρуIM | +0.34 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | DON | +0.27 | 66 | 62 |





