








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 214 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1237 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2473 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2501 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2598 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,573 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammakko Panee | 50% | 40 |
| #2 | Karppine | 46% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammakko Panee | 50% | 40 |
| #2 | Karppine | 46% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karppine | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Sammakko Panee | 4 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karppine | 202 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sammakko Panee | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustikkapoju | +1.83 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Sammakko Panee | +0.44 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | Karppine | -0.68 | 64 | 52 |





