








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2491 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1661 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,459 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realcerti03 | 51% | 74 |
| #2 | Greeno | 48% | 246 |
| #3 | SlapIt | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realcerti03 | 51% | 74 |
| #2 | Greeno | 48% | 246 |
| #3 | SlapIt | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greeno | 32 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | realcerti03 | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | SlapIt | 5 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greeno | 644 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | realcerti03 | 232 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | SlapIt | 127 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realcerti03 | +5.38 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Greeno | +0.39 | 28 | 60 |
| #3 | SlapIt | +0.37 | 42 | 63 |
| #4 | TrapAddicts | +0.32 | 39 | 54 |





