








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 930 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 740 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5277 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9163 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 8383 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6097 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,671,773 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -PanDa | 53% | 55 |
| #2 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 49% | 308 |
| #3 | m0syy | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | PapaPunk | 46% | 104 |
| #5 | robcix2000 | 38% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -PanDa | 53% | 55 |
| #2 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 49% | 308 |
| #3 | m0syy | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | PapaPunk | 46% | 104 |
| #5 | robcix2000 | 38% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 41 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | PapaPunk | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | m0syy | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | robcix2000 | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | -PanDa | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 473 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | robcix2000 | 133 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | m0syy | 125 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | PapaPunk | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | -PanDa | 53 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapaPunk | +1.59 | 76 | 34 |
| #2 | -PanDa | +1.27 | 51 | 40 |
| #3 | VIPERis | +0.61 | 60 | 54 |
| #4 | robcix2000 | -0.75 | 35 | 60 |
| #5 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | -1.37 | 55 | 50 |





