








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1904 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1800 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1527 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2193 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,481 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC | +4.24 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | BuffyScout | +2.42 | 43 | 31 |
| #3 | a depressed blob | +0.86 | 57 | 11 |
| #4 | viper45 | +0.76 | 41 | 28 |
| #5 | Buford | +0.43 | 61 | 46 |





