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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 62 | 24% |
| Smokes | 111 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 75 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,190 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rethink ☁ | 43% | 14 |
| #2 | Lixavio | 41% | 39 |
| #3 | Sunshine_in_a_bag | 24% | 54 |
| #4 | codezero | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rethink ☁ | 43% | 14 |
| #2 | Lixavio | 41% | 39 |
| #3 | Sunshine_in_a_bag | 24% | 54 |
| #4 | codezero | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunshine_in_a_bag | 12 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Lixavio | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | rethink ☁ | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lixavio | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | rethink ☁ | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | codezero | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sunshine_in_a_bag | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rethink ☁ | +6.17 | 20 | 43 |
| #2 | Sunshine_in_a_bag | +1.78 | 19 | 14 |
| #3 | Lixavio | +1.66 | 43 | 68 |
| #4 | codezero | -5.61 | 4 | 35 |
| #5 | naoッ | -6.17 | 18 | 6 |





