








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2288 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2396 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1360 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1410 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,291,208 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wingo | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | spookyjusufs | 49% | 95 |
| #3 | Rap3 Skins 67 | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Muschio | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | Rap3 Abols8888 | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spookyjusufs | 15 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Rap3 Abols8888 | 7 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Rap3 Razbainieks | 5 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | wingo | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Muschio | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spookyjusufs | 132 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Rap3 Abols8888 | 128 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rap3 Razbainieks | 115 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rap3 Skins 67 | 106 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | wingo | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |





