








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3941 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2848 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1997 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1937 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,472,046 of utility $291 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | retrizor.psn | 42% | 66 |
| #2 | ATLASS <3 | 41% | 369 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | retrizor.psn | 42% | 66 |
| #2 | ATLASS <3 | 41% | 369 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATLASS <3 | 115 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | retrizor.psn | 10 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATLASS <3 | 532 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | retrizor.psn | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATLASS <3 | +0.68 | 52 | 47 |
| #2 | Hon'nō|tiktok unviet_ | -0.50 | 45 | 52 |
| #3 | retrizor.psn | -2.40 | 40 | 16 |





