








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 917 matches | ||
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 234 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6317 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5405 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 13549 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 10831 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,238,687 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4840 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dáda ㄖ | 52% | 96 |
| #2 | PetaBuvol1CZ | 44% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dáda ㄖ | 52% | 96 |
| #2 | PetaBuvol1CZ | 44% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PetaBuvol1CZ | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Dáda ㄖ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PetaBuvol1CZ | 149 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Dáda ㄖ | 114 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mnesyc | +0.67 | 81 | 41 |
| #2 | Dáda ㄖ | +0.25 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | PetaBuvol1CZ | -2.85 | 32 | 48 |





