








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 29% |
| Smokes | 54 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 139 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 143 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,449 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawudsajid4 | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | hecttic | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | gtr_grave | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | The Simpleton | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | EXRO | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawudsajid4 | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | hecttic | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | gtr_grave | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | The Simpleton | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | EXRO | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gtr_grave | 5 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | hecttic | 5 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | The Simpleton | 2 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hecttic | 83 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | gtr_grave | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | dawudsajid4 | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | The Simpleton | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | EXRO | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hecttic | +7.18 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | gtr_grave | +2.16 | 66 | 22 |
| #3 | Babaquiff | -2.56 | 23 | 33 |
| #4 | dawudsajid4 | -2.74 | 42 | 17 |
| #5 | The Simpleton | -2.96 | 22 | 7 |





