








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4077 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3579 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3164 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,223 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | 75% | 64 |
| #2 | Alexso | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | zebrak | 45% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | 75% | 64 |
| #2 | Alexso | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | zebrak | 45% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zebrak | 51 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Alexso | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Mark | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zebrak | 104 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mark | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Alexso | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | +14.04 | 93 | 49 |
| #2 | Alexso | +5.28 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | zebrak | +4.09 | 63 | 29 |
| #4 | Gejms27 | -4.75 | 25 | 50 |





