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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
88 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 191 | 43% |
| Smokes | 38 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 167 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 53 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,181 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alecu._. | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | adelin7k | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | bmw enjoyer | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alecu._. | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | adelin7k | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | bmw enjoyer | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adelin7k | 10 | 0.0441 |
| #2 | alecu._. | 3 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | bmw enjoyer | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alecu._. | 34 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | adelin7k | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | bmw enjoyer | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alecu._. | +4.32 | 43 | 53 |
| #2 | adelin7k | +2.63 | 35 | 48 |
| #3 | bmw enjoyer | +0.58 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | robi#inima de leu | -3.69 | 14 | 38 |





