








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




424 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10913 | 66% |
| Smokes | 2200 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2811 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 508 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,380 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dwad | 133 | 0.0347 |
| #2 | ♿ jootu | 116 | 0.0438 |
| #3 | RTX 3060TI | 101 | 0.0553 |
| #4 | Tahir mohammad III | 56 | 0.0539 |
| #5 | AaaaAAa | 49 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pimpsa possu | +4.18 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | jööjjö | +3.12 | 75 | 29 |
| #3 | ♿ jootu | +2.77 | 61 | 40 |
| #4 | AaaaAAa | +2.27 | 62 | 21 |
| #5 | Kimmo Lappajärvelt | +1.13 | 47 | 41 |





