








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 334 | 35% |
| Smokes | 191 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 136 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 300 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,738 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbo_Death | 39% | 36 |
| #2 | Frosty Jitter | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | RabbitGlue5 | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbo_Death | 39% | 36 |
| #2 | Frosty Jitter | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | RabbitGlue5 | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbo_Death | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | RabbitGlue5 | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Frosty Jitter | 2 | 0.0230 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbo_Death | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Frosty Jitter | 44 | 0.51 | 2 min |
| #3 | RabbitGlue5 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty Jitter | +4.77 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | Turbo_Death | +4.34 | 62 | 48 |
| #3 | RabbitGlue5 | -1.14 | 75 | 27 |
| #4 | grittyishere2000 | -2.67 | 21 | 25 |





