








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 911 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5522 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5902 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7967 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5573 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,645 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zielu | 60% | 190 |
| #2 | chosen | 54% | 323 |
| #3 | wmds ⚡ | 52% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zielu | 60% | 190 |
| #2 | chosen | 54% | 323 |
| #3 | wmds ⚡ | 52% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chosen | 57 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | zielu | 22 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | wmds ⚡ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chosen | 830 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | zielu | 368 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | wmds ⚡ | 200 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chosen | +1.65 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | 666 | +0.31 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | wmds ⚡ | -0.09 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | zielu | -0.12 | 64 | 39 |





