








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 179 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3050 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2473 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2691 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,261 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 669 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1of1 | 51% | 233 |
| #2 | Meow | 47% | 230 |
| #3 | Jumal vergi 40% 500ml | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1of1 | 51% | 233 |
| #2 | Meow | 47% | 230 |
| #3 | Jumal vergi 40% 500ml | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meow | 36 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | 1of1 | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Jumal vergi 40% 500ml | 11 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1of1 | 742 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Meow | 665 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | Jumal vergi 40% 500ml | 148 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1of1 | +2.69 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | ◣◥ JoJO◣◥ | +1.72 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | Meow | -0.93 | 36 | 68 |
| #4 | Jumal vergi 40% 500ml | -1.74 | 34 | 38 |





