








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,139 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 879 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1093 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 647 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,090 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kylianvlad '=D' | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | TDmatejyolo1 | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | venenata orthodoxa☦ | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | Olaie | 29% | 7 |
| #8 | clockzi | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | starplajerz | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kylianvlad '=D' | +2.81 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | mhN | +1.20 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | GOD DID | +0.95 | 93 | 56 |
| #4 | venenata orthodoxa☦ | +0.86 | 92 | 62 |
| #5 | TDmatejyolo1 | +0.71 | 93 | 64 |





