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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 535 | 33% |
| Smokes | 168 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 442 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 461 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,081 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | us | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | flori | 100% | 7 |
| #3 | 1'd hhhh | 85% | 20 |
| #4 | fih | 76% | 17 |
| #5 | brian | 67% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fih | 76% | 17 |
| #5 | brian | 67% | 18 |
| #6 | Derstar | 61% | 28 |
| #7 | Ce͏e͏Th͏e͏e | 57% | 14 |
| #8 | sikcle | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1'd hhhh | 12 | 0.0379 |
| #2 | sikcle | 12 | 0.0682 |
| #3 | Derstar | 10 | 0.0204 |
| #4 | fih | 7 | 0.0244 |
| #5 | brian | 7 | 0.0271 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1'd hhhh | 96 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #2 | Derstar | 89 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | sikcle | 35 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | us | 33 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #5 | fih | 31 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flori | +13.00 | 99 | 79 |
| #2 | 1'd hhhh | +6.30 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | us | +6.29 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | ash | +5.26 | 72 | 40 |
| #5 | fih | +4.62 | 56 | 25 |





