








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 38 | 32% |
| Smokes | 14 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 25 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 41 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $25,354 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotaru Kenzen | 97% | 36 |
| #2 | $Ray | 30% | 23 |
| #3 | NAsH # | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotaru Kenzen | 97% | 36 |
| #2 | $Ray | 30% | 23 |
| #3 | NAsH # | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotaru Kenzen | 8 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | $Ray | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | NAsH # | 1 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotaru Kenzen | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | $Ray | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | NAsH # | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotaru Kenzen | +6.82 | 100 | 55 |
| #2 | SomeMio | +5.92 | 99 | 15 |
| #3 | NAsH # | -1.72 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | $Ray | -3.75 | 75 | 48 |





