








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2856 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3914 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4190 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2287 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,059,230 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alidachen<3 | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | kero | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | ₿sad cat perky₿ | 49% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alidachen<3 | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | kero | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | ₿sad cat perky₿ | 49% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₿sad cat perky₿ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | kero | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | alidachen<3 | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₿sad cat perky₿ | 317 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | alidachen<3 | 103 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | kero | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kero | +3.45 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | [KRYPTIC X]BörekMeister | +0.93 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | ₿sad cat perky₿ | +0.16 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | alidachen<3 | -3.72 | 30 | 62 |





