








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 821 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1596 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1248 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1705 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $775,345 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Herus | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | ♛ Spaceboy.Lee | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | ♛ Okay okay. | 43% | 161 |
| #4 | ♛ Stoomcondoom | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | MOZES | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Spaceboy.Lee | +3.39 | 54 | 64 |
| #2 | MOZES | +3.37 | 45 | 54 |
| #3 | ♛ Herus | +2.39 | 55 | 22 |
| #4 | ♛ Stoomcondoom | +0.74 | 20 | 34 |
| #5 | ♛ Okay okay. | +0.64 | 20 | 34 |





