








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 24% |
| Smokes | 857 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 713 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 594 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,448 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pänkänen | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | :) | 45% | 31 |
| #6 | Zankie | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | sb | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | weikka | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pänkänen | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | sb | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | weikka | 61 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #3 | sb | 30 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Pänkänen | 29 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | ☀️💎TimanttiJuksi💎☀ | 23 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561199442896629 | +2.43 | 80 | 50 |
| #2 | Pänkänen | +0.64 | 62 | 57 |
| #3 | weikka | +0.34 | 55 | 74 |
| #4 | Ladyboy | +0.21 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | sb | +0.09 | 64 | 63 |





