








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1942 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2070 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,639 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its_Dontayy | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Kotten | 54% | 119 |
| #3 | N1vlan.6 | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Krullgubb | 49% | 194 |
| #5 | Anki | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its_Dontayy | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Kotten | 54% | 119 |
| #3 | N1vlan.6 | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Krullgubb | 49% | 194 |
| #5 | Anki | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krullgubb | 49 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Kotten | 23 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Anki | 11 | 0.0187 |
| #4 | its_Dontayy | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | N1vlan.6 | 3 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krullgubb | 639 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Kotten | 407 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Anki | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | N1vlan.6 | 74 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | its_Dontayy | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1vlan.6 | +2.24 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | Krullgubb | +1.47 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Kotten | +0.02 | 50 | 46 |
| #4 | pungi | -0.01 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | Anki | -0.87 | 51 | 47 |





