








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3159 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4079 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7431 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 7379 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,205 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CursedCrusade | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | шишуля | 50% | 282 |
| #3 | Сucurbita | 49% | 393 |
| #4 | 20:31 | 49% | 488 |
| #5 | evheniy_rb | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Сucurbita | 49% | 393 |
| #4 | 20:31 | 49% | 488 |
| #5 | evheniy_rb | 43% | 150 |
| #6 | Neroro | 40% | 75 |
| #7 | Toji | 38% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 20:31 | 37 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Сucurbita | 33 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | шишуля | 18 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Neroro | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | evheniy_rb | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Сucurbita | 4161 | 0.51 | 107 min |
| #2 | 20:31 | 2157 | 0.21 | 50 min |
| #3 | шишуля | 798 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #4 | CursedCrusade | 554 | 0.47 | 15 min |
| #5 | evheniy_rb | 444 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 20:31 | +2.96 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Toji | +2.02 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | Сucurbita | +1.73 | 35 | 82 |
| #4 | CursedCrusade | +1.73 | 38 | 84 |
| #5 | шишуля | -0.27 | 37 | 62 |





