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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 133 | 11% |
| Smokes | 409 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 413 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 246 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,665 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piikitin | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | jiri ojala | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | OG_Jammu | 30 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kise | 20 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | WHEN uHAVE AIDS BUT showMustGoOn | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kise | +3.45 | 46 | 47 |
| #2 | WHEN uHAVE AIDS BUT showMustGoOn | +3.13 | 87 | 30 |
| #3 | jiri ojala | +2.97 | 66 | 24 |
| #4 | Piikitin | +1.64 | 70 | 48 |
| #5 | en kadu rapea | +0.72 | 49 | 16 |





