








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Renown | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 262 | 10% |
| Smokes | 910 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 687 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,441 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ballumi | 25% | 20 |
| #2 | Uncle Kekos | 21% | 19 |
| #3 | <a href="jav%0Dascript&colon;ale | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ballumi | 25% | 20 |
| #2 | Uncle Kekos | 21% | 19 |
| #3 | <a href="jav%0Dascript&colon;ale | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Kekos | 40 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | ballumi | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | <a href="jav%0Dascript&colon;ale | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CataLEAN🔱 | +1.06 | 82 | 29 |
| #2 | <a href="jav%0Dascript&colon;ale | -3.31 | 58 | 49 |
| #3 | ballumi | -4.62 | 10 | 59 |
| #4 | Uncle Kekos | -5.60 | 10 | 53 |





