








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 534 matches | ||
| Wingman | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4005 | 13% |
| Smokes | 11536 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 9043 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6649 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,714 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZyFox | 60% | 53 |
| #2 | astRup | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | R3fus3:) Enardo.gg | 40% | 89 |
| #4 | ☢ Deadpool_DK ☢ | 40% | 60 |
| #5 | ondand | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | `_´ DK | 32% | 84 |
| #8 | KingWraithDK | 32% | 82 |
| #9 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 30% | 76 |
| #10 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 28% | 69 |
| #11 | KANNE | 26% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | `_´ DK | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | KingWraithDK | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | ☢ Deadpool_DK ☢ | 6 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3fus3:) Enardo.gg | 133 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | astRup | 105 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | ☢ Deadpool_DK ☢ | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 103 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | KingWraithDK | 94 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZyFox | +5.30 | 73 | 42 |
| #2 | ondand | +3.67 | 34 | 56 |
| #3 | R3fus3:) Enardo.gg | +2.21 | 25 | 36 |
| #4 | KANNE | +1.81 | 50 | 59 |
| #5 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | +1.33 | 45 | 39 |





