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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 481 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3111 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3971 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4388 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3626 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,298 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koozy | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | GhostViktor | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | valX | 41% | 54 |
| #4 | razKarZ | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koozy | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | GhostViktor | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | valX | 41% | 54 |
| #4 | razKarZ | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valX | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | GhostViktor | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Koozy | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostViktor | 169 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | valX | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Koozy | 71 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | razKarZ | 19 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AUBERGINE | +0.03 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Koozy | -0.10 | 56 | 59 |
| #3 | valX | -0.83 | 32 | 67 |
| #4 | GhostViktor | -1.37 | 48 | 73 |
| #5 | razKarZ | -1.97 | 36 | 41 |





