








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Faceit | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3485 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5484 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4370 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4224 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,253,511 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆃hief 🅶lobal | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | PappaNr1snajper | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Willez🍀 | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | 『 』 | 55% | 249 |
| #5 | Omega | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆃hief 🅶lobal | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | PappaNr1snajper | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Willez🍀 | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | 『 』 | 55% | 249 |
| #5 | Omega | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 『 』 | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Omega | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | PappaNr1snajper | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | 🆃hief 🅶lobal | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Willez🍀 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 『 』 | 556 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Willez🍀 | 155 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | PappaNr1snajper | 124 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Omega | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | 🆃hief 🅶lobal | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡️Narukami⚡ | +2.61 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Willez🍀 | +1.92 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | PappaNr1snajper | +0.86 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | 『 』 | -0.49 | 79 | 45 |
| #5 | Omega | -0.73 | 61 | 67 |





