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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 695 | 24% |
| Smokes | 535 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1024 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 632 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $986,645 of utility $300 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenner | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | bangoocsgo | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Onkel Fester | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | GrandDad Cleaner | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Ice666m | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GrandDad Cleaner | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Ice666m | 48% | 23 |
| #6 | Runit 1967 | 42% | 85 |
| #7 | Jytte | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | tommeltot | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runit 1967 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Ice666m | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runit 1967 | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #2 | GrandDad Cleaner | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | tommeltot | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jenner | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ice666m | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oc | +2.46 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | GrandDad Cleaner | +1.35 | 47 | 74 |
| #3 | bangoocsgo | +0.46 | 87 | 30 |
| #4 | tommeltot | -0.90 | 27 | 52 |
| #5 | Runit 1967 | -1.10 | 51 | 49 |





