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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1957 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2020 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,257 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narniez | 53% | 117 |
| #2 | ✪ Wirstblase 闇 | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | KLIZMA PIAVICA | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narniez | 53% | 117 |
| #2 | ✪ Wirstblase 闇 | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | KLIZMA PIAVICA | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narniez | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ✪ Wirstblase 闇 | 12 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | KLIZMA PIAVICA | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narniez | 244 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✪ Wirstblase 闇 | 118 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | KLIZMA PIAVICA | 93 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narniez | +2.75 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | KLIZMA PIAVICA | +1.40 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | ✪ Wirstblase 闇 | +0.60 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Dipper | -0.88 | 74 | 51 |





