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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
97 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 66 | 39% |
| Smokes | 53 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 38 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $59,348 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOnDeRcHiLd | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | OSSU | 1 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Bob | 1 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Jorpa Eesti Leegion | 1 | 0.0250 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gucci underwear | 26 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #2 | OSSU | 17 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | WOnDeRcHiLd | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jorpa Eesti Leegion | 7 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Bensu | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOnDeRcHiLd | +3.12 | 58 | 41 |
| #2 | gucci underwear | +0.92 | 40 | 50 |
| #3 | Bensu | -0.43 | 44 | 42 |
| #4 | Jorpa Eesti Leegion | -1.03 | 21 | 54 |
| #5 | Bob | -2.53 | 20 | 18 |





