








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7196 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7627 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5526 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6526 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,751 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tippy | 57% | 110 |
| #2 | Samness | 53% | 83 |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | cho1zes | 50% | 124 |
| #5 | Rah | 49% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samness | 402 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tippy | 289 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Backupisland88 | 284 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Rah | 229 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | TRIGGER DAN | 204 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big.G_AU | +5.47 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | Samness | +3.75 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | Tippy | +2.36 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Barnabydoo | +1.49 | 73 | 35 |
| #5 | Rah | +0.59 | 44 | 61 |





