








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1124 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1439 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1537 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1962 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,367,267 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndyIsOk | 51% | 186 |
| #2 | ST3 Vex♛ | 42% | 26 |
| #3 | William ツ | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | MK7.Matthew | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndyIsOk | 51% | 186 |
| #2 | ST3 Vex♛ | 42% | 26 |
| #3 | William ツ | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | MK7.Matthew | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndyIsOk | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | William ツ | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | ST3 Vex♛ | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | MK7.Matthew | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndyIsOk | 517 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | ST3 Vex♛ | 67 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | William ツ | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | MK7.Matthew | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndyIsOk | +3.69 | 57 | 55 |
| #2 | ST3 Vex♛ | +2.49 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | William ツ | -1.78 | 29 | 42 |
| #4 | Hwol | -2.72 | 24 | 43 |
| #5 | MK7.Matthew | -5.65 | 1 | 16 |





