








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4076 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4116 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2074 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3641 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,500 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anitscha | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Deli | 67% | 67 |
| #3 | seby | 61% | 38 |
| #4 | ReaZzon | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | Lum1dus | 55% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SchmiTiii :(( | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | NoelGHG | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Rick | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Deli | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | kobii™ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lum1dus | 548 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | Deli | 450 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| #3 | SchmiTiii :(( | 351 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | NoelGHG | 207 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | kobii™ | 191 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoriXeN | +1.53 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Deli | +1.39 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | seby | +1.37 | 92 | 68 |
| #4 | Anitscha | +1.08 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | SchmiTiii :(( | +1.07 | 76 | 53 |





