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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26 | 24% |
| Smokes | 27 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 35 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 22 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $114,968 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 27% | 11 |
| #3 | lotus | 23% | 13 |
| #4 | Black | 17% | 12 |
| #5 | Black | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 27% | 11 |
| #3 | lotus | 23% | 13 |
| #4 | Black | 17% | 12 |
| #5 | Black | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 7 | 0.0370 |
| #2 | Black | 4 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | lotus | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Black | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 25 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Black | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | lotus | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Black | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +5.81 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Denarius | -1.85 | 50 | 9 |
| #3 | lotus | -3.83 | 40 | 30 |
| #4 | Black | -9.03 | 0 | 22 |
| #5 | WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH | -10.07 | 0 | 18 |





