








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2630 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2369 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1298 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1157 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,408,289 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 527 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hcky.run | 164 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | KondomgeysBL | 147 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | FoRaMiNiFeR | 134 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | yveltalKESER | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | lxn | 72 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huskanzera | +7.13 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | hcky.run | +2.32 | 72 | 36 |
| #3 | KondomgeysBL | +1.15 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | lxn | +0.02 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | Arrow | -0.45 | 55 | 65 |





