








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1783 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1055 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1372 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1036 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,382,107 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | or199 | 48% | 199 |
| #2 | YoutubeYT | 46% | 175 |
| #3 | biggus chungus | 37% | 89 |
| #4 | Dig L backshots | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | tal | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | or199 | 48% | 199 |
| #2 | YoutubeYT | 46% | 175 |
| #3 | biggus chungus | 37% | 89 |
| #4 | Dig L backshots | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | tal | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biggus chungus | 55 | 0.0333 |
| #2 | YoutubeYT | 50 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | or199 | 34 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Dig L backshots | 9 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | tal | 3 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoutubeYT | 499 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | or199 | 439 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | biggus chungus | 146 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dig L backshots | 99 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | tal | 67 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | or199 | +2.85 | 56 | 45 |
| #2 | YoutubeYT | +2.25 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | tal | +1.27 | 48 | 33 |
| #4 | Dig L backshots | +0.42 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | JEWlius Caesar | -1.30 | 57 | 33 |





