








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 910 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1519 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1071 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1948 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,959 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonka | 54% | 120 |
| #2 | Võrrispets normak | 49% | 109 |
| #3 | Cucaracha | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonka | 54% | 120 |
| #2 | Võrrispets normak | 49% | 109 |
| #3 | Cucaracha | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonka | 26 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | Võrrispets normak | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Cucaracha | 9 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Võrrispets normak | 395 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bonka | 205 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Cucaracha | 194 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonka | +5.63 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | Cucaracha | +2.57 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Võrrispets normak | -0.68 | 48 | 41 |
| #4 | Khazi | -1.09 | 52 | 38 |





