








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2053 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1067 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 962 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 749 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,009,579 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheifium | 38% | 29 |
| #2 | Chopzh | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | Kano | 33% | 18 |
| #4 | sorbet hynch | 23% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheifium | 38% | 29 |
| #2 | Chopzh | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | Kano | 33% | 18 |
| #4 | sorbet hynch | 23% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kano | 25 | 0.0755 |
| #2 | Cheifium | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Chopzh | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheifium | 127 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | sorbet hynch | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kano | 20 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chopzh | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kano | +5.06 | 83 | 24 |
| #2 | Cheifium | +1.39 | 52 | 59 |
| #3 | sorbet hynch | +0.21 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | Chopzh | -1.13 | 70 | 16 |
| #5 | ostpotatis52 | -2.08 | 66 | 48 |





