








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3047 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3586 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2928 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2799 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,235 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠AcePistolas♠ | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | INHUMAN | 76% | 34 |
| #3 | Purple | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠AcePistolas♠ | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | INHUMAN | 76% | 34 |
| #3 | Purple | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purple | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ♠AcePistolas♠ | 6 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | INHUMAN | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purple | 87 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | ♠AcePistolas♠ | 62 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | INHUMAN | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CikaKure | +2.90 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | ♠AcePistolas♠ | +1.24 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | INHUMAN | +1.04 | 82 | 30 |
| #4 | Purple | -2.72 | 40 | 47 |





