








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9197 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5139 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6529 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4063 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,362 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 970 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVry sarachie | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Undertaker | 49% | 489 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVry sarachie | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Undertaker | 49% | 489 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Undertaker | 77 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | iVry sarachie | 10 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVry sarachie | 417 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Undertaker | 155 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVry sarachie | +2.25 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Andy007 | +1.40 | 41 | 52 |
| #3 | Undertaker | -0.83 | 37 | 25 |





