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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2442 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2344 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,015 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaZe | 43% | 182 |
| #2 | SmokerRino | 42% | 90 |
| #3 | Younique | 39% | 28 |
| #4 | Hoppin Around | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaZe | 43% | 182 |
| #2 | SmokerRino | 42% | 90 |
| #3 | Younique | 39% | 28 |
| #4 | Hoppin Around | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaZe | 24 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | SmokerRino | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Hoppin Around | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Younique | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaZe | 229 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | SmokerRino | 189 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Younique | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hoppin Around | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaZe | +1.58 | 83 | 42 |
| #2 | Younique | +1.38 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | Hall | -0.07 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | SmokerRino | -1.20 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | Hoppin Around | -1.26 | 82 | 38 |





