








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2163 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2628 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1261 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1258 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,587 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nebunuuu | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | JORDAN | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | fabiansmh on snap | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | resey | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | H Ψ D R A | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nebunuuu | 256 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | fabiansmh on snap | 118 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | JORDAN | 70 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | H Ψ D R A | 61 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | resey | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | resey | +3.54 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | Nebunuuu | +1.29 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | JORDAN | +1.21 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | fabiansmh on snap | +0.08 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | florin salam | -0.37 | 64 | 47 |





